Dog Quotes

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.
--Deborah Norville

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
--Samuel Butler

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
--Dave Miliman

One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his tongue.
--Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
--Mark Twain

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity
--Napoleon Bonaparte

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
--Aldous Leonard Huxley British writer

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
--Mark Twain

Beware of silent dogs and still waters.
--Portuguese Proverb

Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
--Unknown

Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
--Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
--Dave Barry

Artists like cats, soldiers like dogs.
--Desmond Morris

A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
--Plato

To a dog the whole world is a smell
--Unknown

Dogs wait for us faithfully
--Marcus Tullius Cicero

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
--Roger Caras

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
--Unknown

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
--Fran Lebowitz

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
--Bern Williams

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
--Franklin Jones

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
--John Osborne